Ben’s leaving New York forever! He couldn’t make it here, and therefore can’t make it anywhere.
Denying-the-antecedent errors aside, you’ve got one last chance to see the current iteration of Reverse 5 this Saturday. Don’t come and you make Ben’s shit list, you suppurating asshole! And there’s more:
Get your tickets online and use the discount code fireworks for $5 tickets!
Are you a PIT student? Fuck $5 tickets. Bring your ID and tickets are free. You’re welcome, you suppurating asshole!!!
(Oh and if that’s not enough, come for awesome special guest FRANCE —the Traveling Wilburys of New York improv, except all of them are Jeff Lynne, which if you don’t take as a compliment, FUCK YOU, YOU SUPPURATING ETC.!)
Reverse 5 hosts THE SCENE
Saturday, July 3
7:00pm at the PIT
w/ France
Say goodbye. See France. Save money. Stop the insanity.
